Master Chef

When was the last time you cooked something new?

I bet you do it every day.

Was it made out of your body parts?

Does it have cognitive sprinkles on top?

Did you knead your soul in it?

Would you serve it warm or cold?

Have you tried to re-heat it? How did that work out?

And after you ate it, were you re-born again?

If you cook something new everyday

A week from now you’ll look back and feel nauseated.

A year from now you won’t recognize it at all.

A decade from now you’d advise your children against it.

So why worry if what you cooked today is tasteless?

Dismember it into tiny pieces and

Eat it all.